Joshua...Click
12.24.9, Thur, Lucky, one of Ann Bancroft "the Graduate" Dustin Hoffman film, husband Mel Brooks, a very funny guy, this is a unique ospoof of Marelene Deitrich...Click
12.24.9 Thur, Christian (tucson) sorry I was too exhausted to chat last night. You're my nephew and I will catch up w/you this weekend. Love Uncle Chuck. Fred Armisen is the contemporary gilbert or kevin, my sole opine, read between the lines, i will try to find you a room mate as my conditions are tight as it is. I'll do my best. Anyhoo, let me leave you with 2 of my faves from my day (i am pushing 50 you know)...Click andClick. p.s. don't forget to sing happy birthday to my lord and savior, Yahway, (not Kubrick's FMJ style either, although, that was a good scene) faite.
12.23.9 Wed, 5'w's...click
12.22.9 Tue, To my Sister/School Teacher, a very big prayer for Bijon, her pooch....Click
12.22.9 Tue, Merry Christ Mass to Animal Planet episode Dogs 101 Havanese w/ grooming expert joey villani, my teacher, it's all good, you don't have to display the video, i understand and forgive you 777 times as Jesus instructed. No biggie. More for inspiration for my little ones...click
Jesse, must have @ minimum for Grandma. Order Petco.com, 1st Aid Kit, a muzzle, aspirin (not ibuprofen) pressure bandages, elastoplast, scissors, forceps, sterile gauze wrapping, betadene antiseptic, cut stop gel, hydrogen peroxide, trippple antibiotic ointment (no benzocaine/Lidocaine) anal thermometer, Petro Jell, cortizone creame, latax gloves, isopropyl/alchohol, syrup Ipeccar, Kaolin, mineral oil, activated charcoal, unflavored pedialyte and more to come...a minimal hands on ready for our senior Grandma & her pooches.
Jesse, You're a Fireman and can get ur done. Okay, I'll share more inside tips when I take you to your fave restaurant the wedgywan. Love Dad, xxoo p.s. I'm no doctor but I do know how to study material from the best of the best. p.s. Animal Planet's episode on the Cuban Havanese featured one of my mentors (esspresso vodka alumni) joey villani, and now they've censored that episode. God forbid my Seal of Approval should be linked w/ the real deal. NSA & Joel Osteen knows these shennanigans will be answered by the good lord himself in due time. Love Dad, xxoo
12.14.9 Mon, Annie Lennox & Bing Crosby Hawaiian's version does it justice Merry Christmas & Happy Kwanzi & Channukah...Click and click
12.14.9 Mon, Dan, this Fred Armisen, comic genius, does Native American Billy Smith to the Tee (not Tiger Woods type...Click
12.13.9 Dad sscheck it out my alumni brother...Click
post script, Jesse & the boys I will introduce you to one of my master teachers very soon and this is the rub (as shakespeare would say) xia xia...Click
12.13.9 Congrats Joey, I'm still enjoying the Espresso Vodka and wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas, Love your student, Charles S. Urbine...Click
12.11.9 Post Script Jesse, even the most obsessive compulsive (like us, ahh, remember our 3 horses, & 2 Labs...Ebbets field. Anyhoo, even the most responsible, cooperative, reasonable pet owners I personally know have their pooches groomed every 3 months so when you really break it down even the cream de la cream Spa Works @ Petco for Grandma would be 25 per month, peanuts, daily peanuts, what are we going to do with peanuts? eat them like any other elephant (okay, a tad of Kramden there) T. H. I. N. K. Loyal, True Companions must have Dignity4Dogs (Copywrite that as it's my expression) D4D. Love always , Dad (sorry no spell checky too busy)
12.11.9 news flash my son Jesse. Spend 50 til 12.24.9 & receive 10% off any purchase until 1/2/10. Buy 8 grooms receive 9th FREE. Mon-Thur 40 lb. under flat coats, ears, nails clipped, bathe, deep tissue massage, hand dry & tons of love only $19.99. Christmas Stocking packed w/ goodies on the "Spa Works Pkg" ranging 74-79 includes teeth cleaning, anal gland expression, blueberry facials, toys, treats, spritz, conditioner, the whole kit & kaboodle. Gift card for Nona/Nana.
Trupanion insurance on this site for grandma to sign up...Click...Dec 12 Sat, check local listings FREE PHOTO W/SANTA w/ ANY, ANY PURCHASE !!HELLO??? w/ P.A.L.S. Membership, it's free to sign up for a P.AL.S card. Think of it like mileage points. $19.99Vogue Dog Beds (while supplies last) Jesse, persuade the boys to purchase a Gift Card and take advantage of the above info I'm sharing because it's caring. Proof of Rabbies Vac's a must for Grooming for Grandma's pooches.
Once upon a time before science discovered PH Balance shampoo & conditioners for canine and felines we used Lime soap. Like Homosapiens, we can bathe our pets daily w/conditioner and tepid try them just like we do and go out into the world. A myth whatever you hear out there. I suggest monthly, for 20.00 you can't beat it. Hygene & common sense dictates our pets are in our couches, beds, etc., and like me, I love to bathe twice daily (in the summer) at least bi-weekly for 20 bucks. Think about it. Love Dad.
11.24.9 Tue, Jesse, even w/your speed & Joshua too (22 yr. young speed) a canine is much faster. I prefer not using it to gain canine trust & transparent public confidence is the rub. However, in some cases, e.g. apparitions, fear, anxiety, energy or just a plain ole hot spots, I have to agree w/my IGA (International Groomer & Judge Association) Joey Villani, mentor & good man who introduced me to Espresso Vodka & a few inside tips, hints and techniques. Happy Thanksgiving to Animal Planet Star, Musician, Whisperer and much more..Click
11.23.9 Post Script Dan, I know you've seen Quentin Tarantino's latest, not since Kubrick's, FMJ, has there been one to even come close, Dirty Dozen being our fave too, Bravo Quentin, I pray my 21 yr young sons and daughters see this film in honor of...Click
11.6.9 TGIF, Ph balance shampoo & conditioner for felines and canines makes this $19.99 Bath & Brush special 40lb. & under a gonga deal. Mon-Thur Only. Nails trimmed included and hand dry. Due to science we can bathe human's best buddy weekly if we wanted to. Ph for pets. Grooming Full Service Grooms start @ $55.00 and a $5.00 discount for the whole enchilada. You, I, can't beat the products, service and quality so Jesse, Christian (Tucson) give a Petco Gift Card and make it happen. Love, your uncle and chai.
11.6.9 Wed, quik caveats, for grandma Yoti, fleas, mites, ticks, sand flies/mosquitoes carry the bubonic plague, cure found, however, no need for shame as my livelihood co-exists w/these enevitables. I'm no doctor Jim (think McCoy) however, my readings have lead me to believe the following facts, by the way, you have to hand it to Google's creative dept, love the Turkey legs as L's. Gave me the giggles, I digress, sorry Jesse, I'm confident by now you made Nana/Nona a P.A.L.S. member @ Petco by now. Okay, done. Next, I heard on the streets of NYC, Frontline, Advantage (all 4sale @ Petco cheap cheap) is the way to go and even Frontline.
Ticks, you need a powder that terminates ticks, then hemostats, after they're kaput. Tweeze those F'ers off. Drop into a bottle of alchohol and dispose in the toilet. Ph Oatmeal bath & conditioner @ where else? Petco. Cheap and top of the line products. Remember to wear latex gloves and fleas can do a "Carl Lewis" 15" leap and an 8" High Bar Jump. So Beware. Fleas can lay up to 2K eggs so it's imperative to follow the above or Google it yourself (trying to save u time) at Click
10.23.9 Spa Works is top of the line I cannot afford. Condition to boot. Scissoring, shaving the pads hair growth, pad conditioner treatment, nails, teeth, Blueberry Facial, Brush out (de-matting,tangling, knotting) Ear hair removal and cleander, tepid air fluff drying, body haircut, Sanitary clipping areas for health concerns and cleanliness (next go godliness, couldn't resist a giggle) anal gland expression when pooches rub their bottom on the floor, total transparency, cyberspace sattelite technology to insure treating the people's pooches with love, care and professionalism, not covert, but overt, PETCO has me and the competition any day. God knows Petco is the best bang for one's buck and a charm bracelet 2 boot. Just Do It Boys. Give a PETCO Gift Card to Grandma's two (2) new pooches and go the best. Love, Dad xxoo
10.24.9 Thur, signing offf, apply when necessary...Click p.s. sorry, i don't spell checky.
9.30.9 Wed, Again Bravo International Dog Judge and Groomer Has It Reality t.v. Judge...C!lick
Bathing process involves deep tissue massaging your pet in the pasterns, croup, chest, neck, forehead, occiput, nape, crest, etc. Give the greatest Gift Card this Holiday Season boys to our Feline and Canine P.A.L.S. from where people & pets go. PETCO.
9.29. 9 I know Nona has two pooches now. Sign your grandmother to Petco P.A.L.S. Membership for incredible discounts. Free, Save & Freebies. Trust Dad. A great gift and I know there's several in Tucson. Fyi, even Dad cannot compete with PETCO's top of the line products and Spa Works Line products, top knotch. E.g. Qualified Groomers Blueberry Facials, Seasonal Mist works, Holistic products & massaging, Gland expressions, Teeth Cleaning, Sanitary Clipping, Nail Clipping, Ear Cleaning, Ear Hair removal, Brush outs, (de-matting, knotting & tangling) FREE Colourful Lucky collar charms, Ribbons, Luxury Superior Shampoos (5 star) Hydrayting Coating Mists, Foot Pat Treatments and outstanding service.
P.S. 24.99 Luxury Bath, Conditioning, Teeth Cleaning, Anal Gland Expression, Blow dry, Nail trimming Special sm/med under 40 lbs. on sale now, limited time offer only at new locations. Joshua, a PETCO Gift Card like that matters. p.p.s. Any clown can tag, my open connection to my family, as God knows, one of my legacy's is to tune into Joel Osteen so it's another cowardly clown tagging chasbass.blogs with text I never expressed. Be Aware of God. My material studies is limited to Don Sullivan, Cesar Millan and our Creator above. All others tagging my personal electric bio logs will have to face the Creator and have some esplaining to do Lucy. God knows they won't debate me openly or meet me at Rectors Boxing Gym in NYC;) Love, Dad xxoo
Give that gift to Grandma. Cesar Millan & Halo Products i.e. Ellen Degeneres PETCO products are at rock bottom prices and only a stone throw from your home. I'm a proud P.A.L.S. Member and so should you, Nicholas, Grandma and Blackjack. Christina, what's sad is most normal folks understand pooches are family members, yet, they pause and forget they're in our homes, couches, beds and with the CDC (Center for Disease Control) findings one would think why not do a little preventive sanitary measures and give our pets a little spoiling too you know.
$1.00 a day in a tin can, every 8 weeks is a mere bag of shells, small potatoes. I don't think twice about dropping 60 or 70 on a bottle of fine cologne and it lasts me 8 weeks. Get the picture my sweet intelligent daughter? Nick and you can easily afford to do what's best for Grandma's pooches. Health, Hygene, Longevity & a tad of class, NY Style (& Tucson too) we drop it on DVD's, Nail, Wines, Bags, for us like it's hot but we have not yet evolved collectively for god's greatest gift. Our Dogs & Cats.
p.s. Lion's Cut on Felines is the best Feline cut these days. Take care write later. Love, Dad xxoo
9.11.9 TGIF, Prayer for our Native New Yorkers today and Christina, my daughter, rent this film...Click
Support our U.S. Soldiers, Veterans, American Legion Members, PBA & Blood Donors only if you care to share.
7.11.9 Military.com...Click
7.21.9 Google Blog ready for lift off...Click
6.3.9 America's VetDogs & a few more...Click...Click...Click...Click
6.3.9 Wed, Psalm 64...Click and John 15:12-13...Click and...Click
6.3.9 Wed, Groomer Has It Judge Villani shares it...Click
5.7.9 Thur Support Your Vet.org...Click
Abe Lincoln once quoted: "Good name in man or woman, dear my Lord, Is the immediate jewel of their souls: Who robs me of my wallet takes nothing, tis something, but nothing that can't be replaced; 'was mine, now his, and has been a slave to it. But He that filches from me my good name/deeds robs me of that which not enriches him and makes me poor indeed." Abe Quote.
3.21.9 Quik tips, sharing is caring www.sicaw.petfinder.org and www.pets911.com and www.hsus.org for starters thanks to Melissa & Cesar implementing the sharing is caring credo.
3.13.9 TGIF Freedom of Information Act of true Democracy...Click
3.11.9 Wed Military.com news...Click
Let a U.S. Vet care, love & groom your Pet in the name of St. Francis..Click
Pooch Tunes: A. You're adorable. B. You're so beautiful. C. You're a cutey full of charms. D. You're a darling and E. You're exciting and F. You're a feather in my arms. G. You look good to me. H. You're so heavenly. I. You're the one I idolize. J. We're like Jack & Jill. K. You're so kissable. L. You're the lovelight in my eyes. Just one of many tunes I sing while bathing/grooming the pooches, others thought it odd, the pooches love it! guaranteed. sonny 'g'rooms.
I ask the indulgence of adults who may peruse my site for its dedication to a pooch from above. I have a serious reason: they very well may be human kind's best friend. I have another reason: pooches give unconditional love & forgiveness much like children. I have a 3rd reason, even during trying economic times pooches seem anxiety and stress free and bring much joy and good cheer when we need it most. Now. If the above does not suffice, then I rededicate my site to all the children within us. All were once children, although we forget. And so I correct my dedication to include all human kind who were once children:) Matthew 18:3...Click
And still proud U.S. Vet & American Legion Post 365 Member # 33036500.
2.6.9 TGIF Soon this site will reflect only Scruffy's history, pooch news, etc., I'll relocate to google for the creative expressions on current events, films, music, humor, etc. focus more on pooches and whatever insights and good information I can share with pet owners.
1.13.9 AKC.org for vip info...Click
1.6.9 Tue ..."It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought (took the risk/sacrifice) here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be herer dedicated to the great task remaining before us; that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion; that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom; and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from this earth." Honest Abe. Excerpt from the Gettysburg Address.
Animal Planet's Sat 9:00 p.m., ''Groomer Has It'' Judge Joey Villani, is accurate in assessing it's not about who's the "Best Sytlist" but the pooches well being. Click
1.9.9 TGIF Aside from edit cuts and stand-in for Jon, Kim & Jon were very warm...Click
1.20.9 Tue, History. Imitation is the highest form of flattery...Click and Click
National Archieves/legitimate News Articles...Click
Psalm 23...Click
Acts aka "action/deeds" 2:38...Click
Logs: Picked up Abe Lincoln book: "I am here to protect anyone, no man shall take him from his freedom of speech if I can prevent him." And order was restored. "The Age and Country in which we live is a land where freedom of expression and speech is GUARANTEED. Bravo Abe. 12.03.08
Poiche Iddio ha tanto amato il mondo che ha date suo unigenito figlinolo affinche chiunque crede in lui non perisca ma abbia vita eterna.
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